Down to This http://opie.at You get the ankles, and I'll get the wrists. posterous.com Sat, 25 Feb 2012 13:39:42 -0800 PNC and the Adventures of the Making Home Affordable Program http://opie.at/pnc-and-the-adventures-of-the-making-home-aff http://opie.at/pnc-and-the-adventures-of-the-making-home-aff

Theme for this post:

Recession Blues by B.B. King on Grooveshark

I just received a very disappointing letter from PNC, my mortgage company. They have denied my hardship assistance request. Now, before I get into that, we need to go back in time.

Let's jump back to around October 2009. I've just arrived home from work after being told that I may no longer have a job. My company Blackberry rings. It's someone from the HR department on the other end telling me I can expect to receive a final decision in 3 days. When I hang up, the Blackberry begins to erase itself. Something makes me think the decision has already been made.

I start submitting Unemployment paperwork, cancelling premium services, and generally trying to reduce the overall cost of my life to prepare for the uphill battle that is an unexpected job search. Now, what am I going to do about the house? I bought it in November 2006 and I'm living in Central Illinois, so it's not particularly expensive. My parents are suggesting I sell it but there's been talk about the housing crisis and homeowners assistance programs, so I give that a shot.

PNC calls theirs the Making Home Affordable Program. There are a number of options outlined in the pamphlet included with the paperwork outlining different options: A Repayment Plan, Loan Modification, Forbearance, Partial Claim (for First-time Homebuyers), or giving up the home either by Deed in Lieu or a Short Sale.

I've filled everything out (including an incredibly detailed worksheet showing all my expenses and income), sent it in, talked to folks on the phone and everything's being processed. Also, I send off November's payment. Two weeks later, I get a request to resubmit my income/expense worksheet in the event those figures have changed.

December rolls around and I'm greeted with a request to resubmit my income/expense worksheet. So I submit it with December's payment. Two weeks later, I'm asked to resubmit my income/expense worksheet in the event those figures have changed. Also included with that request, is December's payment along with a note explaining that payments aren't accepted while the request for mortgage assistance is being processed. I bank the funds from that payment for later.

January looks much like December. I forget and send off a payment, along with the two-week regularly occuring income/expense worksheet. And I get the payment back again.

February, rinse and repeat. Payments are via my checking account's auto-bill-pay and between the job search and wondering how much longer this will all last, I've forgotten and sent another payment. Though, this time the returned payment and income/expense worksheet request are hand delivered by a legal service person, along with a foreclosure notice.

I am now in foreclosure because I've gone 90 days without making a payment. When I contact PNC they suggest I submit a hardship assistance request and ask for an income/expense worksheet.

Eight months go by as I fight the foreclosure in the court system. At first, PNC's lawyers don't think any hardship assistance program exists. When presented with documentation, they have to go back and research. Next time, the assistance request is on hold because they need a new income/expense worksheet. This cycle repeats monthly with each hearing and even the judge seems fed-up with it all. By October, I've produced a check for $10,000 which is the full back amount that I've been trying to pay all along and they agree to reinstate the mortgage. I also submitted a (possibly) updated income/expense worksheet.

By this time, I've gotten a contracting gig and am back out of the financial storm and things go back to "normal". The hardship assistance request continues to be processed and I continue to send them income/expense worksheets.

In November 2010, my contract gig is coming to a close and by February 2011, I've moved to the San Francisco Bay Area to work for a startup. I sell my house February 10, 2012.

This brings me to the letter. Dated February 14, 2012, it reads:

We have completed our review of your hardship assistance request under the Making Home Affordable Program (MHAP). However, we cannot approve or finalize your request for assistance, for the following reason(s): Loan Paid Off or Reinstated. We are not considering your request for a modification because: Your loan was paid in full on February 13, 2012. 

Seriously!? 3 years and a foreclosure later and they're finally done, but only because I SOLD THE HOUSE!

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Fri, 10 Feb 2012 17:07:00 -0800 Sold mah House! http://opie.at/sold-mah-house http://opie.at/sold-mah-house

Fuck yeah! That is all.

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Tue, 27 Dec 2011 18:55:39 -0800 K-Ching http://opie.at/k-ching http://opie.at/k-ching

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Anyone know what this button does?

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Wed, 14 Dec 2011 15:28:00 -0800 Questionably Great Ideas http://opie.at/questionably-great-ideas http://opie.at/questionably-great-ideas

Sometimes, the pets do something that gives me a (questionably) great idea.

The original image is available if you want to do your own modifications.

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Thu, 08 Sep 2011 00:56:00 -0700 Howto: Split a git repo and still retain history http://opie.at/howto-split-a-git-repo-and-still-retain-histo http://opie.at/howto-split-a-git-repo-and-still-retain-histo

At work, we have a project that started out small. As with most of our projects, it started with us learning more interesting and better ways of doing things as we became more familiar with the blocks with which we were building. Recently, the project grew big enough that it had actually become two projects. Unfortunately, they shared the same code repository, since they started as one. After a little bit of time in the office Om Lounge with my abacus, I figured out a fairly simple way to split these two repositories, but still retain the whole development history up until that point.

TL;DR Steps:

  1. Create KEEP and MOVE branches.
  2. Make the appropriate changes in each branch.
  3. Push the MOVE branch into master in the new repository.
  4. Merge the KEEP branch into master.
  5. Delete the MOVE branch.
  6. Repeat for your branches other than master.

(My company uses GitHub, so my examples are using that.)

If you don't have a repo you'd like to split, but would like to follow along, make your self some dummy repos on GitHub and then create some test files. In my example, I'm splitting up repoA. I'm going to keep file1 in repoA and move file2 into a brand new repo, repoB.

First you need to figure out everything we want to keep in repoA. Create a new branch for the files you're keeping. Use git rm and git mv to rearrange the directory, reflecting it's look after the move is complete. Don't worry about deleting files, they all still exist in previous commits. (You did commit everything, right?)

Next, you need to figure out everything that's getting move to repoB. Check out master, so you get your original state back, then create a new branch for the files you're moving. Again, use git rm and git mv to rearrange the directory, reflecting the new repo's look after move is complete.

Now we're going to push the files that are moving, into their new home. Don't worry about setting up remotes, since you'll (hopefully) only be using this remote once. (Nerd note: remotes are just shorthand notation for a git URL, so we can use the URL directly here. Read more here)

Command Anatomy: Splitting a repository 2014 Gist

Now that the moving files are safely moved to their destination, we need to finalize the move by merging the branch of files that are sticking around.

All that's left now, is to push our changes back to the original repository and clean up a bit.

You'll notice that git complains when it tries to delete the branch of files that are moving. It's letting us know that we're removing information from our repo by deleting that branch. We'll have to use -D instead of -d to let it know we really mean it.

That's it! Pretty easy, huh?

Check out my sample repos: repoA and repoB

Also, check out all the gist stuff on one page here: Gist.

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Sat, 23 Apr 2011 01:42:49 -0700 On Living in the Future and the Benefits Thereof http://opie.at/on-living-in-the-future-and-the-benefits-ther http://opie.at/on-living-in-the-future-and-the-benefits-ther
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Tonight, I connected to the internet, over my Verizon MiFi's 3G connection. I did this from a little over a mile away.

In my quest for inexpensive internet, I am establishing an 802.11a link with my office from my apartment. The distance for this link is around 1.1 miles. Tonight, with very little actual aiming and signal optimization, I was able to get around 45 Mbit of performance out of the link. The hardware I'm using is rated at 300Mbit over  5 miles, so I'm sure with a little bit of work, I can get that speed up to a limit where the bottle neck becomes the wires in my apartment.

Here's to living in the future!

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Sat, 02 Apr 2011 09:43:28 -0700 In which Röyksopp wear funny costumes http://opie.at/in-which-royksopp-wear-funny-costumes http://opie.at/in-which-royksopp-wear-funny-costumes

It's funny how something as simple as a change in location can change your access to things.
Monday morning I walked to work listening to Röyksopp Forever. That gave me the idea to build a playlist of songs where a DJ had either sampled or worked with an orchestra. Eventually I ended up listening to albums from Röyksopp and Jon Hopkins all day while I worked.
Imagine my surprise when Dave popped his head into the office inviting me to see both of them live that night.

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Tue, 15 Mar 2011 12:21:23 -0700 Danger: Hang Glider Landing Zone http://opie.at/danger-hang-glider-landing-zone http://opie.at/danger-hang-glider-landing-zone

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Mon, 07 Mar 2011 21:44:28 -0800 We Get Letters! (On Mattressi and Their Safe Transport) http://opie.at/we-get-letters-on-mattressi-and-their-safe-tr http://opie.at/we-get-letters-on-mattressi-and-their-safe-tr Too often I receive a letters from my readers asking how to properly transport a mattress. (Plural: mattressi) As an experienced mattress mover, I have learned by trial and often nearly fatal error, the optimal methods for transporting your mattress.  I offer up to my readers, these three points, painfully learned, so that you may never suffer the need to drive around looking for escaped mattressi.

1) In the most ideal situations, your mattress will fit entirely within the confines of your transport vehicle. (See illustration.) This ensures no rogue gusts of wind or emergency vehicle maneuvers can jeopardize the safety of you, your mattress, nor your fellow drivers, pedestrians, and bikers.  Often, new mattress owners are also sold driver protection systems that keep the driver from harm should the mattress rampage about the inside of the vehicle.  It is these devices that often lead to the necessity for the 2nd point.
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2) Should the mattress not fit inside the vehicle, the roof is usually the next logical location. Ratchetting strap systems are needed without exception.  These should be applied in a web-like fashion, stretching from drivers-side bumper to passenger-side. (An average of 6-8 straps are needed for this configuration.) Additionally, two additional straps need to be applied from front to rear. (Ideal total ratchet strap usage: 10 straps.) It should also be noted that without the driver (and optionally passengers) comforting the mattress by holding onto a corner, it will likely try to buck the strapping system and fly away.

3) An additional point about the roof-strapping method of transport is in order.  When the bodywork on the transport vehicle begins to wrinkle, you are close to the appropriate level of tension.  Usually 3-4 more clicks will be sufficient.

Lastly, while not a major point, I feel many consumers are being bilked by dealer undercoating treatments. These are simply not necessary. Your mattress will perform for many years without them.

I hope this information is useful and will put an end to the many angry letters.

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Thu, 17 Feb 2011 23:51:24 -0800 Couch, I haz u. http://opie.at/couch-i-haz-u http://opie.at/couch-i-haz-u

Look I have a couch! Maybe soon I'll have places to put this other crap. And some lights.

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Tue, 15 Feb 2011 13:12:41 -0800 Tea Cookie Case http://opie.at/tea-cookie-case http://opie.at/tea-cookie-case
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Anyone know what this says?

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Sun, 06 Feb 2011 16:25:17 -0800 SF's Pedowagon http://opie.at/sfs-pedowagon http://opie.at/sfs-pedowagon
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This makes me wonder if @dorkimoe is moving to the Bay Area, too.

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Sat, 05 Feb 2011 11:53:59 -0800 "I eated you a happy face!" http://opie.at/i-eated-you-a-happy-face http://opie.at/i-eated-you-a-happy-face
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Thu, 20 Jan 2011 17:12:12 -0800 Good Bye Bloomington-Normal http://opie.at/good-bye-bloomington-normal http://opie.at/good-bye-bloomington-normal So, big news everyone! I'm moving to San Francisco. It's a bit sudden since I'll be gone by this time next week. Because it's happening so quick, I know I'm not going to be able to say a proper goodbye or see everyone before I go. However, I will be back soon since I don't even have time to properly move my stuff. (That's a promise, not a threat.) I can say that without all the people in this area, it wouldn't have been nearly as fun and I wouldn't have stayed this long. I expect visitors, so whenever you feel like making a road trip west, let me know. Hugs!

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Sat, 15 Jan 2011 15:04:30 -0800 Afternoon Adventure http://opie.at/afternoon-adventure http://opie.at/afternoon-adventure

This afternoon was spent in San Fran. Crossed the Golden Gate and hiked around the mountains.

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Sat, 15 Jan 2011 12:14:11 -0800 Morning Walk http://opie.at/morning-walk http://opie.at/morning-walk

Took a walk along Half Moon Bay this morning. Lots of seals and surf.

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Tue, 11 Jan 2011 20:26:58 -0800 Begin the Purge http://opie.at/begin-the-purge http://opie.at/begin-the-purge
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Tonight I decided it was better late than never to start the grand purge of accumulated detritus in my life and home.  I started small, focusing on my desk.  I think it took about an hour or so of sorting just to file away all my receipts and get them sent off the Shoeboxed.  Next was filing and scanning for another hour.  I have to tip my hat to the fine folks at Evernote for essentially giving me a hole into which I can dump endless amounts of information while still being assured I'll be able to find it again.  As a result of this labor, I now have the nice workspace I should have had.  An antique writing desk with a nice leather surface turns out to be a wonderful working surface for computing as well.

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Tue, 04 Jan 2011 21:55:00 -0800 Winner of Christmas http://opie.at/winner-of-christmas http://opie.at/winner-of-christmas

This year, I recieved a fantastic, well thought out gift from "The Girl."  That gift was a t-shirt, pictured here.

A S.T.U.N. Runner Logo on front / My highscore entry on back

Now there's a bit of a story here, if you're not aware. S.T.U.N. Runner is a shooter/driving arcade game released in September 1989 by Atari.  It's based off the hardware platform that drove the Hard Drivin' series of games.  Hard Drivin' games were notable since they were the first arcade games to have real 3D graphics. (Most games with "3D" were simply pre-drawn graphics.)  S.T.U.N. Runner expanded on that technology with both a 3D track and 3D polygonal enemies, as well as real voice samples.  To enhance the futuristic feel of the game, the cabinet was a sit-on, motorcycle style shape with flight controls.  Players raced against the clock through tunnels and open areas, shooting other vehicles and enemies to clear a path through the course.


A few years ago, I bought one of these units from a friend who formerly collected and restored arcade games.  This one, along with a 1981 Donkey Kong Cocktail sit in my basement in the room I affectionately call "The Romper Room".  The theory, from my roommate at the time, is that this one is the actual unit he grew up playing at an arcade called Rocket Change in the Quad Cities (Rock Island, Moline, Davenport, Betendorf).

Now, about the shirt: Every S.T.U.N. Runner game in the US had a contest that ran until April, 1990.  The last level in the game was essentially a "go as long as you can" sort of contest.  As you raced, you would see check points for the top 5 players on the high score table.  Before April 1990, you also saw a checkpoint for winning a free t-shirt.  Pass the checkpoint and a code would be displayed on the screen along with a mailing address.  If you wrote the code and your name and address on a postcard and sent it in, you would get a S.T.U.N. Runner t-shirt.

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Since I bought the game, I have scoured the internet for news of someone who had ever received one of these shirts and found none.  I have no idea what the shirt looks like.  I imagine a warehouse full of them, because no one wanted to pump quarters into an arcade game just for a t-shirt. Then Atari gets bought and sold a few times and suddenly boxes of S.T.U.N. Runner t-shirts are shipped out with aid workers as a tax deduction.  Somewhere, a village's children are running around in S.T.U.N. Runner shirts.

Fortunately for me, a very creative and resourceful girl decided to make me my very own shirt, after hearing this lamentable tale of woe. And that is how she won christmas. Thanks, Jen.

More game info from KLOV

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Sun, 26 Dec 2010 21:33:49 -0800 The proper way to snuggle with a pup http://opie.at/the-proper-way-to-snuggle-with-a-pup http://opie.at/the-proper-way-to-snuggle-with-a-pup
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Sun, 26 Dec 2010 00:00:55 -0800 Bedsides http://opie.at/bedsides http://opie.at/bedsides

Why do you sleep on the side of the bed that you sleep on? That question presented itself to me late at night several nights ago. So do me a favor, and hit up the survey.

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